Agents of Farming Chaos.
Join us in our journey of true optimism.
A Farmer’s Optimism.
Hi Friend! Welcome to our delightfully inappropriate paradise: Cluster Flock Farms and Vineyard. We’re a fabulous frenzy of fruit, flowers, feathers and fur in the spectacular Columbia Gorge, Washington State. Explore our small working vineyards and farmland tucked away in the peaceful northwest woodlands and rolling foothills of Mt. Adam and next to the white waters of the White Salmon River.
Conjuring with Flowers
I’m channeling my flower child spirit and witchy plant magic for you.
Where it all started: The Vineyard
Learn about the heart of the original operation.
Our rotating cast of animals…
The slippery slope of collecting farm animals for the purpose of sustainable farming and the general cuteness factor. Chickens, ducks, goats, sheep, alpaca and more to come…
“Delightfully Inappropriate”
— Alec
Let’s chat IRL to share the beauty in the chaos.
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