Agents of Farming Chaos.
Hi Friend! Welcome to our delightfully inappropriate paradise: Cluster Flock Farms and Vineyard. We’re a fabulous frenzy of flowers, fruit and feathers in the spectacular Columbia Gorge, Washington State. We are a small woman and LGBTQIA+ vineyard and flower farm tucked away in the woodlands and rolling foothills of Mt. Adams, next to the infamous whitewater rafting of the White Salmon River.
Join us in our journey of true optimism:
A Farmer’s Optimism!
Conjuring with Flowers
We offer flexible bouquet subscriptions, A la Carte/Micro wedding and event options, DIY Bulk Bloom Buckets, and more!
Channel your flower child spirit and witchy plant magic.
Where it all started: The Vineyard
Learn about the heart of the original operation.
“Delightfully Inappropriate”
— Alec
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